Years ago, when my journal went my a different name, I posted and entry entitled "Autumn in New York" (actually, it was Mew York until Joy corrected it). I was absolutely obsessed with that song. Little did I know ( Read more... )

Party like a rock start, bitches.

Sleep is for the weak.

Sometimes when I'm bored, I'll adopt accents on the phone. Like a heavy chicAgo accent, just the throw them off. Or sometimes I'll slip weird pronunciation of words (like water, call, anything with an all sound that makes me pretend I have a NY accent) into sentences. That way they're scared of my obvious bad-ass nature. "Oh shit, she's from New ( Read more... )

2005 Honda 2D Civic for sale! Under 25,000 miles, manual transmission, a beautiful car!
$12,500 (blue book value) but I'm negotiable.
Tell your friends! Chicago/Ann Arbor people alike!

Mom to screaming child: Shut the fuck up!
Man: Yeah, keep telling your kid 'Shut the fuck up' so he can grow up and steal my car someday.

Sorry, no real update, but I guess since I'm moving to NYC I should get used to this kind of conversation.

Updating? Meh, not so much. Posting from "Overheard in New York"? Yea, that's better.

Religious guy: ... And remember, Jesus loves you! He loves us all. Jesus loves you!
Man in back of train: Jesus fucking hates you! Shut the fuck up!

Sorry, I just think it's funny when people are mean.

A tourist mom with three teens in tow halts in the middle of the block, causing two suits and several other people to crash into them ( Read more... )

i want a dog. more than anything! ok, to do list:

1)get job for after college
2)get dog
3)name dog sydney
4)convince everyone that pugs do not look like minions of satan

HYPE!! I'm HYPE!!! and it's only 9:45!!!!! But, see, I gotta get hype. Today is the day I tell Gettyimages(Check out Gettyimages.com) that I would be an amazing employee. Not only do I fill TWO quotas (does that even exist in IL?) but I do sales! I work at a magazine! I like pictures! I talked to a rep yesterday at an internship fair, but I wasn't ( Read more... )

I have not updated in a long long time, but I had a sudden urge and I needed to deal with it ( Read more... )