Get the vaccine and it kills me, or don't get it and die from swine flu.

10 months sober ( Read more... )

Let us think of ourselves as made of dust, and allow us to be as proud of it as if it were true ( Read more... )

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried ( Read more... )

What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before ( Read more... )

226 days sober.

Why is everybody dying?
Apparently August is the month to die.

I haven't updated in over a year, so I just thought I'd put something up ( Read more... )

Today is my birthday.
And I am drunk.
For a reason.
And you're drunk, because you wish it was your birthday.

I'm going bowling.
Because it is my birthday.
Hopefully I get something free, right?

Let's roll.

I'm turning 21 soon.
Who's coming to the bar?