Don't post on here very much. Wanted to let people know that I'm heading off on a road trip to drop off a friend in Austin. Will be driving through the Bay Area, LA, Arizona and maybe a stop somewhere in between there and our final destination. Leaving on Wednesday (assuming I can get myself together).

I will be in Maryland August 10-19. Plan accordingly.

Mary's 70th birthday is August 12.

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Beyonce says and looks it so much better than I ever could.

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

For those of you who do not watch my facebook or Twitter, I put up a video of my sister's kitten, Tofu, getting his head stuck in a glass. Just for a moment, but it's still cute.

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Dramallama,

I am going to shoot you in the fucking face. Your sinister spit knots up my hair long after I have washed away your nauseating mucus. Your suffocating shit reeks of menacing methane and let’s not even talk about what it’s done to my shoes. Catastrophic camelid, it’s war! And I’ve stained all my white flags with yellow bile

Fuck My Cortisol Levels.

It was hilarious to me at 3am last night when there was yelling and glass breaking.

Gotta love mothers.

Her: You've gotten bigger.

Me: Yeah. I've gained 10 lbs.

Her: Oh? Is that all?

Kenya is a sexist country, I figured so. What I didn't expect is that the visa paper work going to the consulate in Los Angeles would also be sexist ( Read more... )

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