Sorry it's been a while ( Read more... )

You've seen them in Target or Wal-Mart. Those awful leaky-nosed brats in long t-shirts and baggy shorts, their skinny legs sticking out below like toothpicks. They're chasing Little Bro or Sis down the aisles at high velocity, screaming something that may or may not be a low-grade obscenity as their pink freckled cheeks peel back from their faces. ( Read more... )

I went to work around eight today and got back around seven. I don't even know how many hours that is. I don't want to know. Knowing would depress me ( Read more... )

I just realized I used the expression 'hobo-hell' a few posts ago. Now what the fuck is THAT supposed to mean.


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Sadly, this post is not about sex ( Read more... )

Samuel Beckett I am looking at you. Are you looking at me? YEAAAA BITCH. It is so totally on.

a cheeky postmodern poem

you’re modernists but then you’re not,
you want it all en bloc.
postmodernists can suck my giant
post-realistic cock.

Politikz r stoopid ( Read more... )

This started out as a drawing of Ace and became a gothy manga-type chiquita with bright red eyes. OooOooOoo ( Read more... )

Somewhere-near-finished poster design for Colin and my webcomic , Ace and Anthem. It's a very surreal superhero comic about people with all-too-particular talents. Supporting cast includes such illustrious names as Condiment Girl, Exact Change Man, and Mr. Witty, who in all his forty-seven years of life has yet to make a woman laugh at a joke ( Read more... )

I have had the shittiest week ever, and now I am going to complain about it. k thx ( Read more... )