Someone left a cake out in the rain
And I don't know if I can take it
'Cuz it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have the recipe AGAIIIINNNN

OH NO!!!!!Ahem ( Read more... )

This is just so incredibly wrong.

Fake Milk Formula Kills 13 Babies

At least 13 babies fed on fake milk powder have died in the poor inland Chinese province of Anhui, in the latest tragic scandal in the rampant - and sometimes dangerous - piracy of products in China.

Subservient Chicken

Make the chicken dance, fly, read a book, watch tv... You name it, the chicken does it.

Gacked from serafina20, who gacked from sabershadowkat, courtesy of the LJ Markov Random Text Generator.

"However, I know who can give me dispensation to end your misery. Let's go." And so Pius and Arthur set off, pausing only long enough for Pius to denude the coat rack of his coat, hat, and scarf, for it was cold outside, and unlike Arthur the Armadillo, Pius needed ( Read more... )

I went grocery shopping today and bought Mint Milanos.

I haven't finished them yet.

The amazing true story of how Clark became Superman...

Tight Fit by iykwim.

I hab a cold id by doze. Blurgh.

And now my eyes don't work either, as they have been blinded by the realization that Winnie the Pooh slash fiction exists. Yet another childhood icon perverted. Some things are just so wrong.

Gacked from amandajane5.

Go to Google Image Search and search for your lj user name. Make one of the first four images into an icon for yourself (or if you need help, let me know and I'll do it for you ( Read more... )

I'm not sure why, but I'm feeling a bit girly right now. Hence the new layout.

I've noticed a number of archives are now using the eFiction script. Among its many features, eFiction allows for the posting of multiple chapter WIPs. You can tell if a fic is a WIP because there's a handy-dandy label that tells you whether it's been completed or not ( Read more... )