All right, this has gone on long enough. I can put up with a lot, but I draw the line at other people fucking up my crew. That's my job.

I haven't decided on stabbing or keelhauling yet, though.

Okay, so, I'm supposed to be teaching you all to swim, right? I've consulted every map printed of the place and can't find a pool. Is it just hidden in a secret location for no apparent reason, or am I teaching this class on the beach?

Naturally I don't mind the ocean, but hell if I'm going to listen to a bunch of girls (and knowing this school, ( Read more... )

Ew, Ew, Ew

There is a giant spider on the floor in here! Sigurd, Hervey, come in here and kill it for me before it climbs up onto my desk and touches me or something!!

Somehow, I don't think "pay a blacksmith in stolen gold to hone your weapon up to level 16 all at once" is going to cut it as a lesson plan in this weapon class I'm teaching.

Although it really should, because that always served me well.