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Heh, I'd never thought the day would ever come when I would say this but ...

I'm too bored to drink tonight.

I'm sure though, that there is someone out there who can keep a lady entertained for awhile?

That was not amusing in the least. But I am certainly glad to finally be myself again. It seems that everything is as it should be. But if I find anything out of place, I have two chakram ready to remove a certain person's head.

In celebration that things are normal again, I'm drinking all night. I'm sure plenty of people must be just as relieved so ( Read more... )

I am going to keep drinking *hiccups* until this is over. I intend to remain drunk *hiccups again* until I am normal again ( Read more... )

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OH. MY. GODS. WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?!

I HAVE SUCH PRETTY RED HAIR BUT I'M ... I'M ...

I'M A MAN!

QUICK! SOMEONE GET ME 3 BOTTLES OF HARD LIQUOR. AND FAST. I'M GOING TO DRINK MYSELF INTO A STUPOR UNTIL THIS PASSES!

Thank you to the gentleman who brought me a drink the other day. I really needed it and it was much appreciated ( Read more... )

WHAT IN ALL HELL POSSESSED ME TO REPLACE ALL THE LIQUOR WITH APPLE JUICE AND MILK?! I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I NEED A DRINK BUT THERE'S NO DRINK TO BE HAD! GAH!

I want my liquor back! Alcohol should never, ever be prohibited or even considered for prohibition. It's blasphemy, I tell you.

It was wrong of me to indulge so much in alcohol. There's never an excuse to drink with the intention of getting intoxicated. Never.

I will swear off anything alcoholic from now on.  And I don't intend to encourage anyone in such a vice either so I am going to close my bar.

In other news, I've taken in a pet lizard and named it Gizel. I think he's ( Read more... )

I suppose that I have been sleeping so much lately that I missed out on all the excitement. Something about some kind of holiday? Well, I hope everyone is having a jolly old time in that case. If you're ever up for some alcoholic festivity, I just want to remind you that my pub is nearly always open. I do close around 4 in the morning so I can get ( Read more... )

It's a cold night and I'm feeling just a tad bit nostalgic. [hiccups]

I'm looking for someone to come share a few drinks with me. Mathiu, Logan? I haven't seen or heard from either of you in some time. Care to join me for a drink or ... [hiccups again] ten?

The invitation is open to anyone else who feels up for drinking tonight.