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[lady_twighlight]

I was just waking from a wonderful nap when ... some thing crawled up my bare leg ...

That thing just had to be a lizard! I hate lizards!

And what's worse is that there are ... more lizards crawling around the place! Ugh!!!!!!! I have never been so disgusted in my life! I want out of here now!

Comments

[somes_auditus]

It was a sex-obsessed lizard. It saw women-flesh and chose to pounce.

[lady_twighlight]

I hardly think so. They're simply pests.

[somes_auditus]

No way. It's a pervert lizard.

[lady_twighlight]

Look, you can repeat that all you want but it won't bother me. Lizards aren't capable of being perverted. They're just slimy and disgusting, that's all.