11 years ago, my mom was given a car. Originally, I found out, it was supposed to be given to my brother as a graduation present, but my mother talked her friend out of it. About 2 months before my wedding, my mother came to me and told me that I could have one of the cars. My parents had 4 vehicles to their name - Gonzo - an SUV, Ferdinand - a ( Read more... )

To the Politicians in Washington ( Read more... )

I got married in September and left my job at DQ in Vancouver. For those of you interested there are 5 DQs in Vancouver and two are owned by the same people. the other three are independently owned. There was always weird shit going on at the stores, and I'm not just talking about the stuff that happened because one of them might have been haunted ( Read more... )

Dear Doug Walker,

Fuck you for stealing from UHF and people funnier than you will ever be.

Me

I hate twilight. Everyone knows this. Hell I'm a member of the "Twilight_sucks" LJ community. But even worse, it delivers a bad message ( Read more... )

Dear Future and Current brides ( Read more... )

Today I went to my childhood best friend's wedding ( Read more... )

If you didn't want me to take the day off you shouldn't have put an R on my schedule.

Auci

I don't write as much as I should. Then again I enjoy being a private person. I enjoy people not knowing much about me. But still I should be writing stories and passages, but I don't. I just never seem to have the inspiration or the drive to write. Which is really bad since my goal is to have something published. Hell I don't even know what to ( Read more... )

Facebook is the bane of existence. It's everywhere and you cannot... I repeat CANNOT get away from it. It's just there.

It's also there if you constantly tell me that you can't get time for me, but you can have time for other friends.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you, you blind cuntcake!