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I was at Walmart, buying clothes for my kids, and noticed Mountain Dew themed boxer shorts. OMG - the thoughts that provoked were just too funny, in a perverted way.

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The house closes on Aug. 3rd. Help would be much appreciated with painting the inside on Sat, Aug. 5th. Food and beverage will be provided.

It's been a while since I posted anything here, but things have been chaotic lately. My husband and I have decided to get a divorce. It's very amicable and we're both going to live in the house until it's final. We have agreed on custody and division of property. So now I need to get a job to be able to support myself and my kids. I can do ( Read more... )

Welcome to Dan's Diner at the Surreal County Fair. Today we are offering standard fair fovorites. We feature hot dog on a stick, corn dog on a stick, corn on the cob on a stick, and man on a stick ( Read more... )

1. I make up silly songs with my pets' names. "Squeaky Pip. The little kitty with the rocket ship..." (to the tune of Baby Face). "Fuzz Butt, nuthin' but Fuzz Butt, nuthin' but Fuzz Butt, his butt has fuzz." (to the Theme from Star Wars). There are many more, but I like you folks so I won't subject you them ( Read more... )

I will be hosting tea in my home this Sunday from Noon - 4pm. e-mail me at gailvanscoyk@cox.net for directions. Well-behaved children are welcome.

I was searching Amazon.com for a cattle loader for my son's Lionel train set. My search on the word "cattle" turn up this http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006FUACM/qid=1135314044/ ( Read more... )

In the year I resolve to:

Poke a badger with a spoon.

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In the year I resolve to:

Learn to shear sheep.

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Why not? I already know almost everything else there is to know about raising sheep.