Some people are like Slinkies...

Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense ( Read more... )

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money ( Read more... )

A man who was told by his doctor that he was suffering from acute alcoholism. The man said, "Doc, I can't tell my wife I am suffering from alcoholism. Isn't there one of those big medical terms that I can give her?" The doctor said, "As far as I'm concerned, there is no other term for it but alcoholism ( Read more... )

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak ( Read more... )

Subject: 20 Ways to Maintain your Mental Health ( Read more... )

This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. An award should go to the Air Canada gate agent in Winnipeg for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo ( Read more... )

A Milking farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did ( Read more... )

too har to tell
You scored 40% Kenny, 30% Cartman, 30% Stan, and 0% Kyle!

Ok... you're a fence sitter....

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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Marriage - Part I ( Read more... )