Most people who say they are your friends..... really aren't.... they only want to be your "friend" when the need you ( Read more... )

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor ( Read more... )

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Wal-Mart has announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retailer is teaming up with E & J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range ( Read more... )

Once I fought for 2 days with an arrow in my testicle.

OK...obviously people read my journal. Now I am asking for a hand. I am trying to choose names.

If it's a girl.....

Lillianna Marie or Katelyn Marie?

If it's a boy.....

Elijah James or Anthony James (maybe a diff middle name here)?

What do you think? Any other opinions on names?

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sick, hollow, empty, and alone.

Your Birthdate: January 9

Your birth on the 9th day of the month adds a tone of idealism and humanitarianism to your nature ( Read more... )

Guess I will start on the happy note of the baby. I went to the doctor last week and got to hear the baby's heart beat for the first time. It's so relaxing to listen to. =) Matthew and Carla were with me again. It was a first for both of them to hear something like that. Matthew was pretty excited when I told him that was the baby's heart ( Read more... )