Wednesday, August 19th 2009 is now my son Derrick's birthday.

Welcome to the world, little dude.

Name: Derrick Diedrich
Weight: 8lbs, 6oz
Length: 21 inches


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I am so fat and pregnant. Granted, I've gained all of 19lbs since I got pregnant, but it's all in my UTEROUS and it's crushing my organs. I sleep all the time because the quality of my sleep sucks. I waddle when I walk. My feet and ankles are HUGE. It takes too much energy to move. I'm hot all the time ( Read more... )

....cuz it's bugging the SHIT out of me ( Read more... )

Four months of morning sickness. One of the teachers at the high school recently left on maternity leave and told me, before she left, that back when she told her students (same ones that I have) that she was pregnant (she waited until three months for personal reasons) that they all were like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOo!!!! That means you ( Read more... )

That supid lady never showed up to even meet Absinthe. I hope she rots in hell and dies.

In other news, I'm at my mom's in Virginia. Had originally decided to leave Monday, but now we're going to leave on Tuesday. Having fun hanging out with my sister and my neice. She's too cute.

Happy Easter Everyone!!

I have a woman named Eva coming over tomorrow to meet Absinthe and possibly take him to a new home. EVERYONE SAY A PRAYER TO WHATEVER GOD/GODS/GODDESS YOU BELIEVE IN!!!!! We need this work out!!!!

And that's my entire problem. My ass has grown roots. I could totally pass out right now and not wake up until tomorrow. The vacuume is sitting in the dining, where it's been for like DAYS, and I'm thinking to myself that I should get up and do something about the mutant balls of dog/cat hair blowing across my hardwood floors ( Read more... )

People just piss me the FUCK OFF ( Read more... )

I'm laying in bed, on my stomach, using the laptop to surf the web. My dog, Kahlua, the dachshund/beagle mix, is in bed with me. Now, this is a king size bed. Where do you think the dog is laying? You might think on the other side of the bed where she can stretch out ( Read more... )

I stayed up until almost midnight last night cleaning and organizing the master bedroom. Perhaps this is the beginning of my "nesting", maybe too soon for that. Bottom line, once I started, I couldnt' stop and the place was a PIG STYE. I set up the bassinet and that was the beginning. I crawled into bed after my shower and past out ( Read more... )