Comments | ladycyanide: Fuck you, Tilex.

ladycyanide

Fuck you, Tilex.

Jun 29, 2005 22:41

So, I decided to clean my shower today and I sprayed it down thoroughly with Tilex and waited 5 minutes and went back to clean. As soon as I stepped into the bathroom I felt all funky and fainty and I was like "Ohhhh...Its probably nothing!" and so I went on to clean and before I knew it I felt everything start constricting and I couldn't BREATHE. ( Read more... )

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ladycyanide July 1 2005, 00:39:12 UTC

Exactly, excatly. Thats my reasoning as well.

LET'S MAKE TILEX GO OUT OF BUSINESS. Ok, thats impossible. BUT STILL.

__anjie__ June 30 2005, 07:45:53 UTC

2 people i knew, one that i loved very much, died on my birthday last week, within 2 hours of each other. im telling you, i hate funerals and cancer with a passion. if you dont want to go, then no one should give you shit for it.

ladycyanide July 1 2005, 00:40:38 UTC

I'm sorry honey :(

I agree that no one should give you shit for it but a funeral is just a gathering place for the living and people tend to think that you're hishonoring someone by not going. Mehhhhh.

ladycyanide July 1 2005, 00:42:53 UTC

P.S.- I tried calling today to say heyyy but I got a busy signal :(

freyderrak June 30 2005, 12:00:06 UTC

Funerals are awful. There's always that one person who just gets hysterical. And that sets everyone else off.

And be careful booby monster, Those bathroom cleaners are foul.

ladycyanide July 1 2005, 00:42:22 UTC

INDEED. There would be more than just one hysterical person in my family though. They have a flair for the dramatic no matter what occasion.

Booby monster is by far the coolest nickname I've ever had! Yessss!

xkey_lime_piex July 1 2005, 05:10:56 UTC

It has the same job as the Emergency Brake Lever and Fabreeze.
"Just make the area smell funny and claim to do something else"

When I went to my Grandpa's funeral, me and my sister were laughing almost the whole time.
We were remembering all of the things he said and all of the people he called "Hippies". Like Eminem.
(We were NOT in the middle of the speaking when laughing, we're polite like DAT.)

ladycyanide July 1 2005, 22:21:11 UTC

YEAH PRETTY MUCH. Damn lying "cleaning" products.

Thats kinda what mom and I did at my great Gran's funeral. If nothing else we were laughing at the seriousness of it all just because we knew she'd probably laugh too.