Hello! Long time no post. It's always like that. I never have anything to say. Oh bother.

Anyway, I'm finally learning how to drive. It's splendid. Although in the two months that I've been at it I've discovered I have really, really bad road rage. It's AWESOME.

Example: I think if it's actually possible to curse someone with an awful skin condition ( Read more... )

I can't believe I never posted this (aside from on my MySpace).

I'm engaged! And I've never been happier.


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You are now in for an extended rant ( Read more... )

And now I take up more web space. I only say that because no one reads this shit ( Read more... )

"Vertigo, vertigo...do delicious...so magical ( Read more... )

"You last updated 50 weeks ago ( Read more... )

Motherfuck ( Read more... )

I am only updating because I am heartbroken.

Reese and Ryan have broken up. Life is over.

Expect to hear from me again in another 4 months. Thanks!

Ok, so it's been almost 2 months to the day since I last tortured you guys with a boring update from me. Oh well ( Read more... )

Oh blessed insomnia. How you suck so much. If insomnia was a person I'd punch it in the face and twist its private parts. Seriously, fuck not being able to sleep ( Read more... )