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bored at work
as if you couldn't tell from the previous post, i am bored at work.
here are some rather poor jokes
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dog logic
stolen from a friend on an elist ( Read more... ) -
bdsm poetry
poetry
As I lay me down to rest
I lick cookie crumbs from my breasts
If he spanks me til I’m red
I’ll lick the crumbs right off of his bed.
Spank Hard, Spank Light
I hope he spanks me oh so right
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have a bottom that’s been spanked tonight
Bottoms are red, balls are blue
Bondage is fun, especially with you. -
priceless
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function ( Read more... ) -
wanting to document this
dunno why this bothers me today. but it does. i wasn't even a particular fan, but he's sorta "all american" as uncle sam. more than a man. more than an icon. alas.
evel knievel dies at age 69.http://www.bostonherald.com/track/celebrity/view.bg? -
spider bite
well the black spot on the bite got larger and larger ( Read more... ) -
this feels like me
the video with her singing it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIyxkZod2cMRead more... ) -
She let herself go...
By George Strait ( Read more... ) -
jokes
Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. And I hear it's untweetable.
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A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse."
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