Hi everyone,

This blog ends here, but have no fear.

Maria Alexander's Bloggalicious Snarkfest lives on!

Check out the new website, complete with tales of booze, unicorns and whirling, razor-studded pasties.

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Something chittered and cackled as it danced in the shadows of the naked trees. Maria skirted her dead jeep, putting it between her and the noise, afraid that the creature would burst through the foliage. She tried to make out what it was, but the trees flanking the road confounded her eyes with their twisted limbs. Thick smoky rivulets streamed ( Read more... )

This last weekend, my beloved and I journeyed to Santa Barbara to celebrate our 4th anniversary. Because he's the most extraordinary man in the world, he indulged me when I asked if we could take a painting class at The Painted Cabernet, where you drink wine as you copy a pre-selected, super girly painting under the instruction of a real artist. As ( Read more... )

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Open FireOn November 29, 1995, I brought home a wee gray kitten to the Neo-Georgian house I was renting with my then-husband in downtown San Jose ( Read more... )

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