FUCK IT"S COLD 1.05

FUCK THIS PLACE

fuck, why do i live in such a cold place?  1.07 but fuck

"Babe, I know you’re a sadomasochist but i could make you a happyomasochist"

1.07, freezing rain.  that sucked

"i am in a locked sealed room with you two boomers, i know you have natural gas"

the devil whispered "you can't handle the storm" i said "i'm not the dumb ass who lost his golden fiddle to a redneck"

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1.06

it's fucking 22 degrees.

fuck this

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1.01

Anyone else tired of people coming to your door at random times of the day? "You need to be saved" or "You are going to burn". I haven't even had my coffee yet.

Stupid firemen.