DIE, drunk morons!!!!
So I go outside Saturday to bring my roommate to an audition, and half of my windshield is smashed. I drive Leslie to her audition, freaking out the entire time, and call my parents. They told me I needed to call the police and do an incident report. So I got back home and I did. And while I was showing the policewoman the car, I saw the footprint
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All I can say is, karma comes around so wait for it and a)something good will happen to you and b) those motherf-ers will get it so good -- that idiot probably (hopefully) scratched/broke his foot.
I love you.
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And yeah, drunk people can be incredibly stupid. (And keep in mind I'm in Ireland--the land where sobriety is perpetually suspended. Thus lots of experience in this particular behavior) But I still maintain that for the most part, hi-larious. Just watch from afar.
Lie down, breathe, read some shoebox. Life'll be good again.
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