MOM you wont find your soul mate online!

[ladylava]

me the daughter: "  hi mom"
: she the mother:" hi luelle"
me: " what are you doing on the computer ?"
 mother:" working hard real hard, taking care of things that have to be done immeadiately for the saftly of your well being, and mine."

RIGHT.

and every time i glance over her shoulders she's on " plentyoffish.com" gross.
 tell guys shes younger than 35

Comments

[galalefey]

You know, technically, according to Harry Potter, mermaids can't sing at all above water.
/end silly comment

[brassmunkii]

I was just thinking about that Harry Potter mermaid commentary myself...

[sadbutun]

holy shit....LIKE A MERMAID?

HOTTTTTT