A Sign of the End Times

[ladylight]

Pal: What are you up to right now?
Me: Oh, just checking email for the first time in a while ... sort of lolling around on the couch, you know ...
Pal: Really? What's so funny?

... NOTHING! NOTHING IS FUNNY! I JUST HEARD THE CHOKING DEATH-RATTLE OF MY NATIVE TONGUE!!

*curls into a little ball and weeps* T_T

I r go shoot a friggin lolcat now,

Comments

[saiena]

I sense terrible fates for lollies and lollygagging (er... because I hear that every day).

Although, lollygagging could be brought back in a whole new context.

[ladylight]

You do sort of wonder about the etymology of 'lollygagging', don't you ... in modern terms, one can certainly imagine how easy it must be to choke on a sweetie, and I suppose it would slow your walking speed while you tried to dislodge it, but ... O_o

Damn, I want lollies now. :( Raspberry and cream jellies!