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... Everyone is Fond of Owls

I'm trying to work out the exact point where this transcends corniness and becomes absolutely adorable ...

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*wanders off singing about a-rach-uh-nids*

WHO NEEDS A PLOT WHEN YOU HAVE JET LI KICKING SINISTER ARSE IN CHINESE LACQUER?!

The Romans used to believe that some days were fas and some were nefas (incidentally, where we get 'nefarious' from). You would have to be a loony to expect things to turn out right on a nefas day. Chinese and Japanese people believe similar things about certain days.

Yesterday, I had a nefas day, a conjunction of stars and planets so adverse that ( Read more... )

I have a day off today. It shall be a Day of Cleaning the moment I extract myself from these blankets and this laptop (barcode effect increasing exponentially now ... I guess the VGA monitor was doing more to alleviate Silicon Insanity than I thought ( Read more... )

( Zzzzzzzzz )

That's actually a car ad, isn't it? No matter ( Read more... )

Pal: What are you up to right now?
Me: Oh, just checking email for the first time in a while ... sort of lolling around on the couch, you know ...
Pal: Really? What's so funny?

... NOTHING! NOTHING IS FUNNY! I JUST HEARD THE CHOKING DEATH-RATTLE OF MY NATIVE TONGUE!!

*curls into a little ball and weeps* T_T

I r go shoot a friggin lolcat now, ( Read more... )

日本語を読めば、今日は何日のかもうチェックしておいたかしら。。？
If you can read Japanese, I wonder if you've checked what day it is today ..?

... the date for that entry being, of course, April Fools Day (Australian time). O;D

Muahahaha!! Ah, but you lot are too sharp for me ( Read more... )