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Lady Maggot’s Brand of Vigilante Justice (Or: Sympathy For The Unnecessarily Picked Upon)
In the last week, there's been a black cloud following me around, dripping dirty rain water into my coffee and making my hair frizzy. But I did make some conclusions:
1) When a crazy bitch in a red truck squeezes in between your car and the one ahead of you in line at the carwash and comes this close to scratching your newly acquired car, then ( Read more... ) -
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I write simply to feel productive sometimes. Is that wrong? Do I care? No squared. Whatever happened to just being happy with going to Sonic after school (and later smoking a funny cigarette in the neglected roadside park near the abandoned public swimming pool… not surprised that “neglected” things eventually become “abandoned” things). And ( Read more... ) -
Why I Face My Desk Toward The Window
As I toil tediously through this droning robot of a day, I look up to see the yuppie neighbor guy across the street throwing something high into the air and then watching it fall to the ground, only to do it again. He did it many times, and on the last throw I realized that it was one of those fake, rubber snakes. He eventually stopped, put it in ( Read more... ) -
I Married A Bic Velocity Gel (black)
The pen a person chooses says more about them than what kind of shoes (when applicable) they wear. I know, sometimes there isn’t a choice, like at the post office or the bank. But what pens sit in your pencil jar at home? I, for example, have been a devoted follower of the Pilot Precise v5 Extra Fine felt tip since 9th grade. I generally hate ( Read more... ) -
It's The Year Of The Rat
I was born in the year of the Snake. I will slowly digest 2008. It's gonna take some time; I'm only 2 feet long. -
Various Gross Things From My Recent Days
We were attacked by a rabid caterpillar last night! At 2:30 a.m. it dropped from the ceiling and into my dreams/onto my neck. Somehow in 2 seconds I had screamed in terror, thrown off the blanket, scrambled over Jason, traumatized our cat Cleo YET AGAIN, and then proceeded to shake like a leaf because I have an irrational fear of cockroaches and ( Read more... ) -
Is This Thing On?
I am glad that these inanimate objects exist in my life ( Read more... ) -
Project Runway 4 - Episode 1 - Fat & Fabric
First and foremost, I think every single one of them is tattooed; it’s pretty awesome. Here are my first impressions and predictions for Season 4 of Project Runway.
(Would somebody please write to Heidi Klum and let her know that she’s being redundant when she says, “Models, this is also a chance for you to win as well.” ??? ( Read more... ) -
Cannibals, Cyborgs and Loofahs, Oh My!
I got me wrists tatted up on Saturday. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. But they are lovelier than ever and I can’t wait to share them with everyone.
The healing process is my least favorite part, and I’m in the trenches of that right now. Wanna hear a few more steps from my free association stairwell?
As I gingerly shower, it occurs to me that ( Read more... ) -
Mighty Cliche
You all swarm like there’s nothing worth paying attention to other than each other’s failure. You make me sick. I hate the way you cup your hands and glance around at your victims as though they’ve no say in their outcome. I can hardly wait to see you eat your own insides - metaphorically and literally speaking. Will you stab your own kidneys ( Read more... )