Holy crap, a lot of time has passed since my last post. This is catching up time. All the little links will take you to a separate post which should open in another window. :D I hate using the back button...can you tell? Haa haa haa!! :D

Anyway, so back to why I've been MIA. That's because I've moved into my own apartmentYou have no idea how ( Read more... )

My mom knows how to gross my sister and I out. She thinks it's hilarious. We want to throw up.

I have no idea why I can't sleep. Somehow insomnia for me means I want to cook something. Listening to Christina Aguilera's "Candyman" makes me want to bake cookies.

That means I wanted to try baking cookies from scratch for Clyde. And then I remembered what happened the last time I tried to bake cookies from scratch...

I'm usually counting down the seconds before I'm released from recertification hell.

Yesterday, however, was a different story. I never saw the connection between CPR and sex but, omfg, I have seen the light!

I'll never look at CPR the same way ever again. Good God....

I won't ask you to give me your time without telling you whyIt is the least I could do in return for your precious 10 seconds. This organization does tremendous work and brings such hope to so many victims ( Read more... )

Clyde is awesome. He's the responsible one out of the two of us. Thank God because I'm all over the place. So I've noticed I've been using two words a lot more recently.

They are "baby" and "please". As in "Baby, please can we nap for 5 more minutes? Pleeeaaaasseeeeeeee?" and he never tells me no. I'm so FTW!!!

I have a boyfriend.

:D

My friend’s been making me laugh since the day he randomly started chatting me up on friggin Friendster. He was so funny, I made my date take me to this comedy show where he had a show on Fridays.

That's right. I made my date take me to go see another guy perform on stage.

If you follow me on Twitter, you know that last night was a gathering of * sort of * epic proportions. There were 7 of but we all converged in the middle of Ktown to partake in a most peculiar delicacy - LIVE OCTOPUS!

So who emerged victorious from the dinner table?But the most important question is - Did I have to Heimlich anyone to save them ( Read more... )

I haven't thought about this for a long time...that is, until the other night when I got the weirdest email from some guy who lives in Africa.

How he found me is beyond me since we have nothing and no one in common.

If it wasn't for Dennis, I don't think I ever would've sat my ass down to write this friggin' Top Ten list.