It's no surprise by now that I'm looking for a new place. What's surprising to me is all the retarded things I see as a result. For every potential that I see, there's at least 2 duds that clutter up my search.

Omg. I swear if I didn't mention that I was looking for an apartment, you'd think I was talking about dating. Oops.

No, I'm not hunting wabbits. I'm hunting for a place I can call home.

It's been pretty funny so far...and a royal pain in my ass. * sigh *

My Avatar review made it on IMDb!!! You want to look for YouBentMyWookie. It's on the bottom. :D

And then there's the question of what the hell happened on Friday. I've semi earned the nickname "Innocent Bonnie" because I'm apparently clueless about quite a few things.

The calling of call girls is one of them.

I don't get the 3 Day Rule. I also don't understand the whole Super Secret Ninja Action move where you pretend to be friends hoping you'd win her over that way. Just f*cking man up or shut up because if I start getting confused, I'm no longer interested. Yup, just like that.

I love a man who can take charge and get me to follow him wherever it is he's leading me. However, there's a fine line between that man and straight up asshole. Ugh.

Last night, when I was out with my friend, we ran into the latter. It was fantastic fun.

I have no idea why I started thinking about this but as I was just about to hit "post", my neighbor from across the way seriously started yelling "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!" and started barking. Wtf. I'm dying laughing.

Maybe he wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

This past year was crazy enough. I started writing more seriously. I got published in a nationally distributed magazine. My movie reviews ended up on IMDb (the Internet Move Database) alongside Roger and Ebert. I turned 30. I went on the craziest birthday/vacation/debauchery celebration thing of all time. I learn...ed how to surf. I also learned I ( Read more... )

And this is how that story ended. I don't know why I started thinking of him today but I did....and so I wanted to tell myself this story so that I'll never forget. ^^

The first man who ever loved me was no joke, man. He's Korean. We were in 3rd grade. You heard me. The force was strong with me even when I was in elementary school.

As you can see, I've never forgotten him.

:)

Remember how Ah-Nold foretold the future when he robotically stated “I’ll be back” in both Terminator 1 and 2? Not bad for a fresh-from-the-future robot predicting the success of James Cameron. Or how about that other film when Jack triumphantly screams into the wind “I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!!’ while aboard the ultimately Epic Fail of all cruise ( Read more... )