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Another Embarrassment for UMass
People are Fucking Retarded
I think these assholes should be automatically expelled, and forced to pay the full cost of damages to campus property. This is fucking ridiculous. -
Won't You Stop Being My Neighbor?
Right now my downstairs neighbor is blasting Christmas music, and singing along very loudly and VERY off-key. And it's obvious that she thinks she's a good singer. She does that thing with her voice... what the fuck is it called... that Whitney Houston does really well? Some singers do it when they sing the Star-Spangled Banner to make it sound ( Read more... ) -
Open Letter
Dear LiveJournal,
Quick changing shit. You are no longer hip. Stop trying to make up for it by constantly creating EXCITING NEW FEATURES! Nobody cares. -
Wow.
Here is an advertisement request we were e-mailed the other day. All spelling, grammar and spacing errors are left intact for your amusement.
Dear Sir/Ma ( Read more... ) -
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Our neighborhood sounds like a dog pound ( Read more... ) -
Homeward Bound
I've been so awful about updating in here. The last real entry I wrote was on November 10th, and it wasn't even a real entry. It was a few snippets from the month before. Man, I suck ( Read more... ) -
Enter Eye-Catching Subject Here
A couple of links, courtesy of the current issue of Rolling Stone magazine, which has Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on the cover:
Jack Black Says: Don't Be A Douche
The 30-Second Bunnies Theatre
WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THE FIGHT CLUB ONE IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN FIGHT CLUB. IT WILL RUIN IT FOR YOU. BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, YOU MIGHT DESERVE ( Read more... ) -
I WORKED ON THIS ENTRY FOR THE PAST THREE NIGHTS SO FUCKING APPRECIATE IT
I suck at updating. I'm sorry. I've been writing more in my handwritten journal lately, rather than in here. I know you probably couldn't care less ( Read more... ) -
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I can't wait until this election is over. I am so sick of hearing these stupid political ads.
