Well, as you may have heard, Ulmo and I are getting married on Friday. I am...excited, I suppose. Odd. Ulmo is very insistent about keeping people who aren't invited from attending, but if you feel like coming I'll say I invited you. Sometimes he is a bit too antisocial. But then, so am I ( Read more... )

I cry for Samwise Gamgee every day from 4.30pm to 7.30pm, after my 15 minutes for Faramir and just before my forty-five seconds for Elladan's arm.

Please. Stop hassling him. I am dehydrated.

Númenór!

Ulmo asked me to marry him!!!

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I am in intense and deep shock. Hospitalise me.

My function is to cry and give people strength, basically.

Here is some advice for you.

You are not as weak as you think you are. You do not need the Valar for this. And it doesn't have to fall upon one. There is more than one Maia around - all of whom surpass Denethor's power. You have some very old and powerful elves. You have the Istari. You ( Read more... )

You may all be a little shocked to hear this from me ( Read more... )

Ulmo certainly has an unusual affinity for checkers.

Ulmo was in my house, but then he left to see a hobbit about a midget.

I need aspirin.

All the Valar are here, save one or two, and while it's very nice I don't really feel as though I'm a part of them.

I have always been alone, and I live alone in the West. Somehow it is easier to think. The Valar can bicker and be just as petty as everyone else.

Ulmo is coming to visit me. He had better wash out his mouth before he enters. ( Read more... )

Some people are really angry all the time. It's unnatural. They obviously have some hidden grievance and feel the need to take it out on everyone else. Cursing in such a vulgar manner does not help. They should be careful, and watch themselves. You never know what might happen ( Read more... )