My fucking mun remembered my fucking password.

But it's fucking winter so I don't fucking have to fucking deal with any of you fucks.

But if I wasn't so fucking frozen, I'd do...something. Fucking etc.

This fucking storm has fucking gone on fucking long enough.

MAIAR.

Uinen: You and fucking Osse will help me fucking stop the storm.

Elanor and Issy: fucking keep down the fucking flooding.

Andwise: keep the fucking rivers clear.

Salmar: Run on your fucking wheel.

I have the best fucking maiar out of everybody. ME! FUCKIN' ULMO! So I decided to give presents to all of my beloved employees who DON'T fuck up. :D

( fuck yeah )

*pops out of ocean and scares more random elves*

*decides to order them around for good measure too*

Ever feel the fucking need to declare all your damned frustrations in just a few words but are tired of fucking submitting to the EVER-SO-FUCKING-BLAND usages of the word fuck? Then this book is not for you. Fuck off.

The thing fucking is, the word fuck is essential to everyfuckingday living, and who better to sell you fuckers his secrets in ( Read more... )

Cigarettes and chocolate milk
These are just a couple of my cravings
Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger
A little bit thicker, a little bit harmful for meTHAT, my friends, explains everything. The fucking sod can't go for the simple things. If he wants a slice of fucking bacon, he orders the entire fucking pig sizzling its skewered ( Read more... )

*pulls Osse from orbiting Pluto*

*takes away your powers and the status of maia*

'Tis only fucking reasonable, methinks.

*shoves guitar at you*

Go! Fucking frolic! Of course I can't obliterate you completely. I like the Smashing Uruk-Hai too fucking much.

For those fucking concerned, the situation of what to do with this fucker here will be pending until further notice. I need to discuss certain things with the more *cough* fucking responsible members of my family.

But anyhow. TO THE REAL FUCKING POINT OF THIS POST!

I'm promoting Uinen up to fuckface's old position - that includes increased ( Read more... )

*grabs beer steins frothing with Guinness and tosses it towards Gondor*

SING WITH ME, FUCKERS!!!

There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
Oh just remember I don't decide
I got no reason it's too all much
You'll always find us out to lunch!!!

Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty we're VACANT!
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
A VACANT!Don't ask us ( Read more... )

Middle Earth got fucking busted again. AHAHAHAHAHA.

In other news, I have a photo to share.


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