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[lordofwaters]

*pulls Osse from orbiting Pluto*

*takes away your powers and the status of maia*

'Tis only fucking reasonable, methinks.

*shoves guitar at you*

Go! Fucking frolic! Of course I can't obliterate you completely. I like the Smashing Uruk-Hai too fucking much.

Comments

[osse]

o.o

Woah.

Thanks. I guess.

*tries to teleport*

Dammit.

*wanders off*

[lordofwaters]

*gives you a walking stick*

It's been fucking months since my last Smashing Uruk-Hai fan newsletter! Get to it!

[osse]

My wife is going to kill me first.

Many times.

Then sure!

[uinen]

*taps on the shoulder*

Welcome to HELL, I'll be your tourguide.

We shall start with Chinese Water Torture.

Then sex.

Then I suppose you'll want to get together with your little band.

[uinen]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Hee hee

Cool. :D

[lordofwaters]

:)

[uinen]

Thankie, boss. I'll make sure he behaves himself.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[celebrianrules]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And I say again:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*gets Ulmo a beer*

*squeaks*

*glomps Ossë*

EEEEEEEEEE!

AHAHAHAHAHA

[ladyamarie]

*shoves Brí out of the way and gives Ossë a biiiiig hugggggg*

grrr

[celebrianrules]

Bitch!

ahahahaha again!

[ladyamarie]

Eat it, yo!