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[lordofwaters]

I have the best fucking maiar out of everybody. ME! FUCKIN' ULMO! So I decided to give presents to all of my beloved employees who DON'T fuck up. :D

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[salmar]

...it's BEAUTIFUL

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[lordofwaters]

FUCKING YAY!

[ladyoftears]

*pauses in weeping*

*winks*

*resumes*

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[lordofwaters]

*comforts*

;) ;)

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[ladyoftears]

*is comforted* You're the only one who could tempt me to wink twice in less than a millenia.

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[lordofwaters]

Oh I fucking know. :)

[uinendiel]

WEAPONS!!!!!

You rule, man.

And it's kinda neat that you don't consider me a fuckup even though I flooded Númenor that one time, and like, I run all the gangs that are corrupting the youth of Gondor and Rohan, and I provide firearms to dangerous criminals and all that...

You rule.

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[lordofwaters]

........eh. I guess I fucking overlooked that.

*looks suspiciously*

Don't do that again.

[uinendiel]

Aah, um, er... yeah. I won't, uuuuh, flood that island again. 'Cause you and my mom and stuff kinda like it. Yeah.

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[lordofwaters]

Good girl.

[uinen]

O_O

Uh, thanks.

¬.¬

*gives it to Ossë*

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[lordofwaters]

hehehehe.

[ladyelwing]

ARRRR!

Arr.

*offers Ulmo a slice* :D

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[lordofwaters]

Hehehe. Thanks. XD

[ladyelwing]

It's great!

Going to share with husband now. :]