ACHTUNG!

[lordofwaters]

For those fucking concerned, the situation of what to do with this fucker here will be pending until further notice. I need to discuss certain things with the more *cough* fucking responsible members of my family.

But anyhow. TO THE REAL FUCKING POINT OF THIS POST!

I'm promoting Uinen up to fuckface's old position - that includes increased

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[uinen]

WOOOOOOO-FUCKING-HOO!

So I get to control the weather on the sea now? Ahahaha rock on.

[lordofwaters]

Fucking yup!!

I have faith in you. :)

[uinen]

I will do my best not to fuck up! And I'll probably still keep up giving therapy as a hobby in my spare time. Estë wants me to talk to Six tomorrow.

[lordofwaters]

Good girl!

[ladyelwing]

Fucking gnarly!! :]

Rum'n'coke for my favourite boss?

[lordofwaters]

My favourite. :D

[ladyelwing]

A'ight!

So what's my Maia-job-stuff gonna be?

[lordofwaters]

LET ULMO KNOW WHEN OTHER MAIAR START FUCKING UP!!!

And continue making those fucking gnarly nachos.

[elrosofnumenor]

EEEEEEE MAMA THE FLYING PIRATE MAIA!

Ahahaha cool! I will put up a statue of her in the Temple of Ulmo!

[ladyelwing]

Yer a good kid!

[ghostofisildur]

OHMYFUCKINGERU!!!!!!!

:fucking faints:

hehe

[lordofwaters]

You alright, kid?

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[ghostofisildur]

Oh, WOWWOWFUCKINGWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hyperventilates:

Are you sure about this, Lord Ulmo? Me????

:bounces:

Re: hehe

[lordofwaters]

Fucking positive!

*waves mic stand and taps you gently on the head*

ISILDUR... THE MAIA!!!

[elanorgamgee]

*is rendered completely and utterly speechless*

*goes completely white and would in all likelihood faint but thinks it would be terribly rude to do so, so she tries her very best to stay conscious*

*regains some of her power of rational thought/speech*

*manages to stammer*

I-it w-would be an incredible honor, my lord. What would m-my responsibilities be?

[lordofwaters]

I think I could fucking trust you with protecting the Shire. It gets burned down or destroyed every fucking week, seemingly, and it must get pretty fucking wearing on you. You have the ability now to manipulate water and create small storms and flood rivers and shit like that which will help defeat lunatics who try to destroy The Shire again. Which makes me think of - where the fuck did those rangers fuck off to? Hmmm.
Anyway, even if you're not in the Shire, you can still see what's going on; I'm giving you this Mirror of... Elanor - it works exactly like the Mirror of Galadriel.

And I think that's about fucking it. :)

[elanorgamgee]

*fucking beams*

*blushes slightly* Yes, it does seem to, doesn't it? And, yes, I will do everything in my new powers to protect it.. I cannot thank you enough for your generosity and the trust you've placed in me, except by performing my new duties to the best of my abilities by keeping those fuckers from destroying my home every other day

*completely awestruck by the mirror* Wow.. that is the most amazing tangible present I have ever received! Thank you thank thank you!! I have always wanted one!! *attempts a dignified, restrained bounce suitable for the occasion*

It all sounds wonderful to me!! Thank you!! I still don't know what to say!!

[lordofwaters]

Fucking great! Ah no, you've always been a sweetheart and doing all those nice things for other people and I thought I should help you out and try to make things a little easier for you. :)

Heeehehe! You're fucking welcome! Nah, don't say anything, your fucking pure excitement and joy is already enough. :D