I want to be dead too. Not fair.

Today everyone gathers in the capital city of Númenor for a very sad sad event. In some places the royalty have time to watch TV, be funny, chase swans, have mad orgies, get cursed by spiderladies, and, um, such. But not here. No no. We've been busy fighting off the mysteeerious goblin invasion ( Read more... )

I have a hostage.

If she does not undelete my boy in two days, I will be forced to execute her. I really mean that I am not just going to cry and beg. I swear. And post incriminating photos of Vardamir with Elanor Gamgee.

Like so:

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Númenor!

We're here!

We're here we're here we're here! Thanks thanks Mama and Daddy for lending me your boat! :D

*looks out at the city*

It's, um, empty, isn't it?

Okay, gotta find Wolfgang and Blacksail and Mathias, I guess.

Pleeeeeease don't tell me I missed the whole war!! :(

I see Queen Blacksail got my message, and her fleet has joined ours in attacking Dol Amroth. That's, um, good ( Read more... )

I am still a cartoon character.

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I AM THE ONLY BLOODY PERSON IN NUMENOR WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS.

Please make it go away. ;_;

EEEEEEEEEK

I think something in me had finally accepted the fact that my daughter was dead ( Read more... )

I have recieved orders to post something from my oldest son and/or his mun who was using an icon that looked like him ( Read more... )