Guess who just woke up about an hour and a half ago. Yeah, that's be Sam. She's also still very sleepy, possibly owing to the fact she went to bed some time around five or six in the morning. She would have one to bed sooner, but Tucker was being distracting ( Read more... )

Oh, fuck. I have a confession to make. (No, it has nothing to do with pedophilia, so stop smirking.) When I was in the fourth grade, I wrote a Ronin Warriors fanfic in which they were trapped inside a pickle (yes, an actual pickle) and then were rescued by Pickle Beasts, or something (it was never made clear) by a bunch of incredibly charming, ( Read more... )

Sam just got back from being all Jewy. Was told she talks like Rachel Maddow, who is very cool.

Sam is very tired, now, and her back hurts, a lot. Give her affection, damnit!

( Why Sam Hates Calling Tech Support )

Plant count in my room is going up. There are now two. Going to do the hanging baskets, tonight, and I got some lavender seeds. Also making a layer cake (with dinosaur sprinkles!), and possibly cleaning my room ( Read more... )

Wow. So, this book I got last week, at the Museum of London? It doesn't exist. Or, rather, it hasn't come out yet. Weirdness.

Dad explained what happened in Florida. It was the 65th wedding anniversary of an old Jewish couple from the Bronx, who were best friends with my grandmother (an old Jewish woman from the Bronx) and the other guest were a bunch of elderly Jewish people from the Bronx. They all lived within two blocks of eachother, according to Dad, and they were ( Read more... )

So, oh wonderful loves of my life, would you care to guess what I left in London?

( Discussion of breasts and luggage ahead. )

You know that really, really amazingly good chocolate grown in Nigeria, or whereever that they sell for ridiculous sums of money at Wild Oats? They were selling it down the block from the hotel. That was probably the most amazing thing that happened. Stonehenge? Bah. (Avebury was really way cooler.) Give me organic chocolate any day ( Read more... )