HA HA FUCK YOU JOB

[ladytear]

For anybody who missed it, I quit my job! and it was awesome! because fuck my old job! it totally sucked!

I'm moving to a different midsized law firm on the evening shift in two weeks' time. In the meantime: DOIN' NOTHING, GETTIN' PAID. This is the longest vacation I've had since 2007.

(Note: this is not true. I'm still working my other job, and in

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[thelineofeld]

Smiling chickens...I just don't even know. You might have been on drugs, but sometimes you say things when you are not medicated that make me think that you are on drugs... :psyduck:

Also, your cat is a lady and was clearly offended by your bodily functions. She is most certainly not amused.

I am now picturing Cat in a ruffled collar.

[ladytear]

The really sad part here is I probably spent less time drunk or on drugs than most of my friends assume I do. Honestly, I can see how it might get difficult to tell at times.

I still shouldn't think that farting on my cat was as funny as I do.

[thelineofeld]

It was hilarious and only made funnier by your cat being so offended.

[thelineofeld]

Also: FUCK YOUR OLD JOB

[ladytear]

SO HARD