I have almost consistently off Ambien for the past five months, excepting trips to Italy and Disney that involved shared sleeping quarters.

Holy mother of balls, I have been taking it pretty consistently since 2004 and erratically before that, since I was 18. Before that, I was taking OTC medications, until they became ineffective and I went to a ( Read more... )

SATOSHI KON IS DEAD

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I LOVE HIS MOVIES SO GOD DAMN MUCH
TODAY SUCKS NOW

I HAVEN'T TAKEN AN AMBIEN AT ALL THIS WEEK

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH SLEEPING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

(for those who don't know, my new job is 2:30 pm - 10 pm, so I can roll my ass out of bed at noon with plenty of time to spare.)

For anybody who missed it, I quit my job! and it was awesome! because fuck my old job! it totally sucked!

I'm moving to a different midsized law firm on the evening shift in two weeks' time. In the meantime: DOIN' NOTHING, GETTIN' PAID. This is the longest vacation I've had since 2007.

(Note: this is not true. I'm still working my other job, and in ( Read more... )

So anybody who is familiar with my creative process (I think the total there is 1, if you count me) knows that I keep track of a lot of good ideas via an elaborate system of post-its, notebooks and eventual computer entry into a folder structure so byzantine it makes Constantinople politics of the twelfth century look like a game of Candyland.

This ( Read more... )

It's shit like this:

Thelineofeld: You! I had a dream about your cat last night! I kept going into random places, and every place I went to she was in there! And I was chasing her around, and I couldn't catch her!
Your Intrepid Heroine: Okay, why do you keep having dreams about me? Seriously!
Thelineofeld: I've never had any dreams about you?
Your ( Read more... )

I think the best thing about playing the Professor Layton series is how fucking absurd the plots end up being ( Read more... )

I AM GOING TO FINISH THIS BOOK IF I HAVE TO HIT MYSELF WITH A CAR AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW THAT WOULD HELP OR EVEN THE METHOD BY WHICH I COULD DO IT

ALSO BOSTON HAS FINALLY GOTTEN COLD ENOUGH FOR ME TO DRAG OUT MY BUFFALO WINTER GEAR

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS IT'S HAPPENED

i suspect clones would be the ideal solution

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IT ONLY TOOK ME FOUR FUCKING HOURS TO FIGURE OUT SHE'S GOT PULMONARY NOCARDIOSIS

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD

RESEARCH SUCKS

WHY DOES MY HAIR ATTRACT DUST BETTER THAN A MOTHERFUCKING SWIFFER

WHY

IT'S HAIR

ON MY HEAD

HOW DOES IT GET FUCKING DUSTY

I

I

I HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT FUCKING LAST SCENE I DIDN'T KNOW AND I'MNA FINISH THE FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOK AND THEN I WILL NEVER GET PUBLISHED

HOORAY