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So...Jordan you already know this...I was online in class today (I know, I know, but it was crim pro). I happened to see somebody sign on whom I haven't spoken to in almost 3 years. We just lost touch. We talked for about an hour. Come to find out, he's married to a 275 pound recovering coke addict. Although I'm not going to judge, he can do a lot ( Read more... )

WAYS TO TELL YOU LIVE IN NORTHERN VA ( Read more... )

V-Day pretty much sucks because it makes all of us who are single feel like crap. Everybody is getting gifts and going to dinner and they're all happy and such...but no, those of us who are single just sit here and watch everything. Nobody wants to take us to dinner. Nobody is buying us anything nice like candy and flowers or stuffed animals. Yes, ( Read more... )

All I have to say is that a certain someone in Family Law needs to shut his face. Nobody cares what you think. If you would shut up for 5 seconds, maybe the professor would be able to explain something without confusing everybody. Try paying attention for more than 2 minutes at a time. If you can't do that, then just shut up. Some of us are ( Read more... )

So...clearly we've made it halfway through law school. Again, I am making the assumption that I passed my finals. However, since Linda Cole is super cool, I probably won't know that I've been "released" from the UDSL "program" until after I've already started the spring semester. You know, bought the books, done some reading, gone grocery shopping ( Read more... )

Alright, day 2. I'm so over school. I would rather gnaw my own arm off than study for ANYTHING at all. BRET makes me want to vomit on myself. Instead of paying attention in IP right now, I'm going to ramble on about nothing ( Read more... )

Ok, so I really don't get this whole blog thing. But 3 of the 4 sides of the square have determined that I too need a blog to share the boring events of my daily life. So here we go for today. First off, April gave us some great, but confidential news regarding something at school. Needless to say, Amantha, Heather and I stalked the Deans, who have ( Read more... )