You are sitting on the steps in front of a tower of dormitories you've never seen before. It's cold, but not cold, the mercury settling at that temperate chill, not yet warranting a winter coat, but enough to rattle your bones. Your breath hangs in the air - or is that smoke?- as you inhale desperately on the butt of a cigar past its prime, gasping ( Read more... )

So apparently we're dating?

This morning I took my first ever college test: organic chemistry, pages 1 to 108. I think I got a B? Who cares, I can drop my lowest grade anyway ( Read more... )

Nobody was ever going to miss you like that, you weren't it...

Reciprocity is a nice change of pace. Aretha Franklin would approve of something I'm doing, and that's a first. This is healthy? I wish I was healthy. Fucking respiratory tract infections...Whatevs, how can I be bitter about anything when there's new Belle & Sebastian coming out / when ( Read more... )

I'm apparently in an open relationship - whatever the hell that means. Most likely it implies she'll get with other people and I won't be able to. I should really stop dating girls that are more attractive than I am.

My first week at SUNY fucking Albany (as is the local parlance) has been quite an eye-opening experience, to say the least. This semester I'm taking organic chemistry, biology, microeconomics, and psychology. The classes themselves have been rather easy (something sure to change quite soon for organic chem), and the vast majority of the TAs and ( Read more... )

"You never cared about anybody but yourself."
You're dead wrong and I'm too late.

But I'm happy.

I'm moving tomorrow to Albany ( Read more... )

Asi asi.

It figures that I'd travel 1200 miles just to hang out with a kid who lives about 1200 feet from my house. There is dick to do in Commack, short of walking 5 miles through the rain to a White Castle, talking to whorish girls, or paying $6 per game to go bowling. Fuck Long Island.

I had to restrain myself from putting my arm around his ( Read more... )

77 Hampton Lane:

I'm a shitty friend. I stepped on a hypodermic needle yesterday.
I'm a shitty friend. I have pink eye.
I'm a shitty friend. A bird took a massive dump on me while I was fishing, and it quite literally went everywhere (not much you can do to clean it up in the middle of the Atlantic either).

Karma? Karma.

Give me a call.