Hey kiddos, just broke out of rehab. Let's keep this short.

Meow meow. Which is to say I'm shrooming my ass off and I'm in a K Hole right now and I'm not sure what should be coming out of my mouth. Or I guess my fingers. Feathers. Flowers? Maybe later, k?

Last night I went out and made up for not eating by getting real fucking drunk with some hookers I used to work with. We stole a digital camera from some guy on the street and took dirty pictures of strangers in the women's bathroom. Then I did a line off the toilet seat. Why not?

We're still awake and sshaking and haven't eaten since three days ago. It's raining outside. Got a terrible rash:::my nose is bleeding and I can't stop grinding on my tteeth.

$$$most kids dont know the difference
$$$between a fair amount of crack
$$$and what they pay for


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WHAk
*blow never looked so good*
i was so happy to get the hell outta there, like a movie. execpt so real
that prague idiot_
all that $champagne$
hot bitches
audi

I am so tired! We've decided the ugliest one is going to get deep fried. What are you thankful for?


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my family and I are deciding which of us gets eaten tonight. I know it aint me, cos all of my non-silicone parts would make everyone start to hallucinate.

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detroit ::: bang bang bang hello to all the little chicks.
i told my friend last night i am going to bigger; and better than madonna. she believed me.
these geese are gonna fly.

The day started with friends calling to "apologize" for slapping me- I love friends. I woke up to alarm clocks buzzing. I don't even own an alarm clock. I'm smoking right now. better late than never!