Today I came home from lunch and I was gonna park in the garage, but I opened the door to find a brand new car sitting there. It's my sister's. My parents bought her a Honda Civic Hybrid. 48 miles to the gallon. Holy crap. And funniest part is that my sister doesn't even have her permit and she won't be sixteen till September 20. I'm gonna go drive ( Read more... )

I got into Cal State Channel Islands and that is where I am going. For sure. I don't know if I'll live there or not. The on-campus housing seems really nice, but I still don't know. The best part is the cost of the school is roughly $2800 per year, w/o housing.

My grandma executed her cat. He was throwing up and she took him to the vet. When she came back she didn't have him. She gave him to the doctor and he killed him. Bye Bye Charley. 1986-2004. He was an old friggin' cat.

Sergei Zholtok died during a game! There was five minutes left and he left the ice because he was feeling ill. When his teammates went to the locker room they found him dead.

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

Agoura High School football made the number 9 play on this weeks top ten plays on Sportscenter.

Brian Sperber is the most obnoxiously funny person in the history of the world.

This has been one crazy season, and it just keeps getting crazier. The Dodgers need to win one more game to make the playoffs. I'm so excited! It should have been two more games, but the Giants seriously messed up. They were tied in the bottom of the 10th with the Padres batting. The first batter hit a grounder to third base and the third baseman ( Read more... )

Psychology is such a funny class. We've had two assignments so far and both were hilarious. The first assignment was to write about a quote that Sigmund Freud wrote. Scott Gunn and I decided that Woojin should write, cuz he has the best writing. Woojin wrote down all of our names, but he wrote his in the top area, scott's on the very first line and ( Read more... )

This conversation takes place between a McDonald's Employee and a drive-thru customer, Brandon Dicamillo ( Read more... )