Sorry I haven't updated in a while, mates. I've been 'down under.' Actually its just that nothing interesting has happened. We lead quite the boring life here, our main source of entertainment is making faces at one another. I'm famous for my Elmer Fudd countenance, Shannon prefers the retarded, constipated blowfish, and Katie... I got nothin. This ( Read more... )

First, read each quote in succession, imagining it within any context that comes to mind ( Read more... )

Today, I have been to dance hell and back. And somehow survived. There should be laws that prohibit ( Read more... )

You know you have been dancing too much when ( Read more... )

If ever you find yourself in a depressed, bored, or cauliflower disposition, before seeing a shrink or taking Prozac, try these three surefire ways to lighten your mood ( Read more... )

So, on New Years Eve, I saw a bald eagle by the river and my mom said it was a good omen for the year to come. I am beginning to think, however, that the eagle's real message was to leave the flying to the birds ( Read more... )

Picture this, if you can. It is Christmas Eve and I am standing at the door of our house in 20 degree weather yelling to my dad. My mom sits flipping channels on the tv. My dad is fiddling with our antennae at the top of a 70 foot tall pine tree. Why is irrelevent. You're probably now either marveling at how I turned out so normal, or nodding your ( Read more... )

Well, today I ( Read more... )

As I unfortunately have no harrowing airport stories to tell, I will simply bore you with a few observations ( Read more... )

Where there are wills there are ways,
(and excellent cliches)
with 2 girls and 2 gays,
much determination pays,
to form a tree of holidays,
made from scraps and throwaways,
along with Katie's lingeries,
that will elicit much praise,
(think of the money it saves!)
and become the latest craze.

I must stop, I am such a dork.