01. reply with your name and I will write something I like about you ( Read more... )

If we could only harness and convert the energy generated by a roomful of 100 four, five, and six year-olds, nonrenewable resources would be rendered unnecessary and the impending energy crisis would be averted. Of course, these same circumstances, if often repeated, could also be responsible for driving whole societies completely insane, so its a ( Read more... )

My new favorite Columbia past-time: making dirty jokes while flying 88 cent Sesame Street kites. Grover's performance was disappointing. Just saying.

Things of quality thus far:

1. Flying jumbo shrimp
2. Carneys. Toothless. Shudder.
3. Mullets galore
4. Good coffee: $.25, better coffee: $.50
5. funnel cakes
6. The cutest, gayest men at a Missouri carnival
7. The reactions of the yocals to the latter. Priceless.

And the night is still young...

The little things that made today great ( Read more... )

Apparently, I am catty. I was unaware. Meow.

What I will now think of instead of steak when I hear Salisbury ( Read more... )

How I deal with a totally shit day:

Megan's keggin like a Pagan who's beggin Reagan for a leg-in.

Katie's m' shady lady from Hades and first matey of Warren Beatty.

Laura the explora reads the Torah in Bora Bora in her Fedora. Oh the horra!

Shannon eats Dannon while fannin and bannin tannin and was about to blow her cannon when in ran Buchanan.

Picture around 30 people 2 to 80 years old waiting outside of the Kansas City Airport terminal, anxiously watching people exit the jet-way from a newly arrived plane. They are getting antsy as more and more people stream from the plane and then the flow dwindles. Finally, the last people step from the jet-way; a caucasian woman carrying a beautiful ( Read more... )

- the 'bloak in khakis ( Read more... )