So if you can talk the talk and walk the walk, do it. But don't just talk. Because then, what you're really pretty much doing, is just plain lying. And even though I am a habitual liar, I don't lie about my life, neccesarily. I don't front on something knowing I have no intentions of doing it. I don't pretend my life, its not quite a ( Read more... )

So here's the deal. Cunt is my new favorite word, so I'll be using it a lot. What constitutes "keeping in touch" on a regular basis? What would be utterly satisfying for keeping in touch on a regular basis, is there an unknown requirement? I think every now and then is quite appropriate, nothing happens to me every day that is so exciting I ( Read more... )

I hate bitches and hos. And what I hate more is those bitches and hos mackin' and being nice to all of my friends. I hate these bitches and hos all over my friends, I know they like me more. I will not lose good friends to bitches and hos. Why do I have to share my friends with bitches and hos who are also supposed to kind of be my friends even ( Read more... )

Extra Extra! So, I hate people with personal quotes, they piss me off. Like when you're asked to describe yourself, they say, "Well, my personal motto is - blah - and I think that sums me up quite well." Shove it. Just eat the gnarly hairs growing off you thighs. It may just be me on the hating of personal mottos, but I hate them. Back to ( Read more... )

I just cracked open a can or Coors Light and thought it'd be a good time to update. There's been a lot of progression in things lately. My horoscope didn't predict any of it so I really wasn't suspecting anything. And since I sing in the shower and the car, there goes all of my thinking time. I went to the eye doctor today because my left eye ( Read more... )

I quite love bounce sheets, a lot. Really any dryer sheet. I found these ones at the store a while back, in the beginning of the semester, and they were cling free! Yah, drying with the benefit of a fresh scent and no ironing. I remember for the longest time I was terrified of bounce sheets. My mom always told me that they would give me a butt ( Read more... )

This is the e-mail I just sent to Dell. "My computer is just plain shot to hell. I go to turn the power on and it just shuts off. It won't save, upload, download, I know its full of viruses, what is the best way to fix it? Complete overhaul, take it in somewhere? Its shot to hell. Its fallen and can't get up." I'm not even kidding, but they ( Read more... )

One thing that really doesn't bother me more is the extreme happiness of service workers. I'm all for a pleasant smile and cordial behavior, but there is no need for excessive humanity. So, I was with my mom getting food and I got a chicken sandwich, grilled because I'm so concious of my waistline, and everything else was in the bag but that. No ( Read more... )

So this is not an admittance of emotional instability by any means, but I did get a little misty during the O.C. tonight, and not in my happy place. Also, people actually physically removed me from facebook as their friend. I'm not naming names, but that is an unspeakable new low. The entire point of facebook is to have as many fake friends as ( Read more... )

So we have this piece of shit dog. Its small and yaps. When I say small I mean even a fragile, rotting pound cat is bigger. It yaps like a whiny bitch would, if Ashlee Simpson as a child, well, hell, the same as now, were ever in a hissy fit and could morph into a dog, she would sound like the thing I live with. So I'm on my way upstairs and I ( Read more... )