Teen girl #1: Bitches be dissin' on Disney Channel. Teen girl #2: Yeah. Teen girl #1: But you know them bitches be runnin' home to watch That's So Raven. Teen girl #2: It's 7:15. Teen girl #1: Shit, we gonna miss it. -- 4 train
I bet Daniel Craig has it stuffed up his fine snooty British ASS. He and his bitches be runnin' home to watch That's So Raven, you know it. R.I.P. BRITS.
Also when the guy was like "Fucking females is for poofs" I was like LOL I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. That's genius. I love that actor too, for no real reason except he's AWSOM.
PS DANIEL CRAIG IS BOND AND IT'S ALLLL GONNA BE OKAY.
I think I like America better though. Cillian's dad Colm was very Irish, it was amusing. He always plays such a bastard. It is unfortunate. When he was like "I'll put you in a fuckin' wheelchair" I was like INTERMISSION!
I love you my IFJ cracktastic sonofawhoresbitch blaggart.
DANIEL CRAIG IS SO ATTRACTIVE RIGHT. He's like a superhot burn victim or something. Or um haha the blond Clive Owen, that is probably a more pleasant visual. I want you to come back from away, I've got some rap muffinz to share. And some Dolce Salsa haha vom. ALGKJSDFLK COLM MEANEYHEAD. We truly love him. Especially in Intermission when he is prowling around suburban Ireland trying to be badass to Celtic tunes because MY GOD NOBODY DOES IT BETTER. I like Ireland best.
W8, does blackguard come from blackheart? DON'T H8 APPRECI8. L8ER IFJ.
A SUPERHOT BURN VICTIM?! WHAT? Actually I thought more like a manlier Paul Bettany from far away. But blond Clive Owen, got what you're saying.
TELL ME YOUR RAP MUFFINZ. Also wtf is Dolce Salsa? YOU MAKE NO SENSE. Which is really saying something coming from me.
Colm puts the 'mean' in 'Meany' fo sho. Wouldn't want to be caught doing anything even slightly illegit because dude, you'd get your face mashed in and your arms handcuffed around a lamp post. Don't mess with the Meany. (Note strategic icon usage of Cillian as well as lamp post.)
YOU LEFT ME ALL BY MY LONESOME >:O Hahaldskjf I just mean like. His face is kind of damaged. Nevermind. Sexy voice though. I LOVE ME SOME PAUL BETTANY. Paul Bettany + dog = OTP.
Dolce salsa, dolce salsa, dolce dolce dolce salsa. DOMO ARIGORDIAN MR. ACCORDIAN. At least you now understand one of the two previous sentences. I make sense okay.
I love Colm. It kind of looks like Calm Meaney at first which is almost the closest you could probably come to a name oxymoron. So misleading too. Like HAHA HIS NAME IS CALM HE IS PROBABLY A GENTLE CREATURE and then he up and pisses on your leg?! Haha lamp post. I don't get it.
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I bet Daniel Craig has it stuffed up his fine snooty British ASS. He and his bitches be runnin' home to watch That's So Raven, you know it. R.I.P. BRITS.
Also when the guy was like "Fucking females is for poofs" I was like LOL I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. That's genius. I love that actor too, for no real reason except he's AWSOM.
PS DANIEL CRAIG IS BOND AND IT'S ALLLL GONNA BE OKAY.
I think I like America better though. Cillian's dad Colm was very Irish, it was amusing. He always plays such a bastard. It is unfortunate. When he was like "I'll put you in a fuckin' wheelchair" I was like INTERMISSION!
I love you my IFJ cracktastic sonofawhoresbitch blaggart.
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W8, does blackguard come from blackheart? DON'T H8 APPRECI8. L8ER IFJ.
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TELL ME YOUR RAP MUFFINZ. Also wtf is Dolce Salsa? YOU MAKE NO SENSE. Which is really saying something coming from me.
Colm puts the 'mean' in 'Meany' fo sho. Wouldn't want to be caught doing anything even slightly illegit because dude, you'd get your face mashed in and your arms handcuffed around a lamp post. Don't mess with the Meany. (Note strategic icon usage of Cillian as well as lamp post.)
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Dolce salsa, dolce salsa, dolce dolce dolce salsa. DOMO ARIGORDIAN MR. ACCORDIAN. At least you now understand one of the two previous sentences. I make sense okay.
I love Colm. It kind of looks like Calm Meaney at first which is almost the closest you could probably come to a name oxymoron. So misleading too. Like HAHA HIS NAME IS CALM HE IS PROBABLY A GENTLE CREATURE and then he up and pisses on your leg?! Haha lamp post. I don't get it.
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