F-locked from here on out! Just add me and I'll notice.

Teen girl #1: Bitches be dissin' on Disney Channel.
Teen girl #2: Yeah.
Teen girl #1: But you know them bitches be runnin' home to watch That's So Raven.
Teen girl #2: It's 7:15.
Teen girl #1: Shit, we gonna miss it.
-- 4 train

( and )

It looks like Heath and Jake took the news a lot better than I did?

( in which the losers get properly sloshed at the oscar afterparties )

FUCK CRASH. FUCK THE ACADEMY. FUCK JACK NICHOLSON. FUCK STUPID PEOPLE. WHO THE FUCK GIVES AN OSCAR TO A MOVIE STARRING LUDACRIS. I HATE LIFE.

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a hunting trip in Texas, the Associated Press reports.

And that is our government people.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Bring back disco.

Get your resolution here

Oh, it's ON.

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