The night just got a little worse. My last cigarette squashed in an ashtray and I'm conteplating the revival of a halfling. Eww, I smoke? I really need to learn how to relax. When I tried to fall asleep about four hours ago, I realized that there are a hundred different things going through my mind. I counted. Sadly, I don't know if I'm like this ( Read more... )

I've been hired to be Quittin' Time's new Bartender. They have granted me certain executive liberties in an effort to get more business. Therefore... I will be making some changes to the place. You can be a part of this change. All you have to do is come visit me, chat it up while I'm working, and I'll be taking ideas from anyone who wants to offer ( Read more... )

Benton told me this one.

Go to google.com

Type in "failure"

Click "I'm feeling lucky."

BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

No, I laugh because someone had the depth of mind to set that up. Plus, "Gee, Dubya!" IS a failure! HA HA HA!

Continuing a tradition that started between a friend and myself about five years ago, I'm noticing an interesting shifting trend in the content of livejournals ( Read more... )

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I feel like talking about myself a little bit. I was talking to a good friend of mine last night and realized I know more about him than a lot of my friends. I'll start with myself and hopefully others will catch on a little. I don't really like questionaire form stuff, so it's going to be narrative form. Keep in mind, as I write this, I'll be ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, Jordan.

Tomorrow, my little sister will be turning six. I remember when my dad first told my sister and I that my stepmom was pregnant. Ashley and I just kind of sat there, stunned. This 44 year old woman and a 45 year old man were with child. My dad... had sex? The whole marraige was spur of the moment. He had been seeing her for ( Read more... )

So... the guy will tell you, "Pay nothing up front, and get a free $50 credit on your first bill... you won't have to pay anything until the second bill ( Read more... )

I know you said something ( Read more... )

Things to follow up on:

Prints for alex's mom of the J Michael's gig. Need about $10 for about 1 8x10, 1 5x7 and 14 4x6's.
The same pictures were supposed to be on the Sonhound website, but they still aren't up. The exposure kind of dies off by now, since everyone is more interested in the next gig. Alex, I thought you said Jeff's mom put those up?

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