My dad...
"What movie is this? "Groundhog Day"? I thought there were more groundhogs in this movie."

Apparently he was thinking of Caddyshack. Goodness.

So I'm working. A lot. I find it sad that it's summer vacation and I'm waking up earlier than I would for school. I mean c'mon ( Read more... )

(X) smoked a cigarette ( Read more... )

Your brain: 60% interpersonal, 140% visual, 60% verbal, and 140% mathematical!

Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It ( Read more... )

According to Fertility Hollis, there is no chaos ( Read more... )

As my first year of college is winding down, I find that I'm feeling less concerned about finals and studying and school-related stress and more worried about going home. Sure, it'll be nice to relax for three months, but c'mon... it's going to be weird. I've become accustomed to this independent lifestyle, and at home it just doesn't work like ( Read more... )

To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?

I swear I'm addicted to this song. At least when the random guy plays it on the piano in the Wallach lounge when I'm working there. He's won my heart. Haha. Okay, maybe not, but I still really like it.

i try to wash you away,
but scrubbing is no use.
you're under my skin.

So, some funny things from AIM...

My away message last night:

vanessa found a new summer job. (notice the drawing)

see? there's work out there for people with all kinds of talents.

and just a side note...
a zn operative: you're the last masturbation partner I imagined.
deja vu ennui: and who was the first?
a zn operative: ( Read more... )

LAST PERSON WHO ( Read more... )