Yesterday, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you.

And then it hit me

I know I'm backtracking... but I had two "in the car" conversations (yeah, you know those) with my mom on Easter weekend ( Read more... )

So I was at the gym, finishing up my workout doing ab excercises on the mats in the Blue Gym. While I was there, the softball team was coming in for an indoor practice. They must have thought I was some creepy kid, because I must have sat there for at least 10 minutes just watching. Then when I put my mat away I stood there and watched for ( Read more... )

One of these days I'll write an actual update.

Although, I don't really have anything insightful to say.

I guess that's why it's better for me to not say anything.

Hmm.

Interesting.

PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!
You scored 91 looks, 94 personality, 61 politics, and 77 sex drive! You are beautiful, have a great personality, know youre politics, and ( Read more... )

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (78).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and ( Read more... )

"Easter, for those of you who don't know, is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back as a rabbit who hides colored eggs." - Adam Ferrara

Ah yes. Home for the weekend. Happy Easter everyone.

You scored as Hot.

Hot
69%
Sweet
69%
Soft
50%
Exciting
50%
Wet
44%
Awkward
19%
Violent
19%
Shy
19%
What is your sexual style?
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So much for spring break ( Read more... )