I have a massive, awesome, fuck-off big telescope. Maybe pics once I've got it on the tripod ( Read more... )

The monocle has been acquired.

Anyway. Meet outside the Prince of Wales, at say 8:00. It's around the corner from the Espy, down the road from Luna Park, just inland of St Kilda pier, or at 29 Fitzroy Street. Use whichever of these landmarks makes the most sense to you, I gues.

So anyway. I'm now a member of ( Read more... )

As a post-script to the Cat Empire thing of that other post, looks like it'll be next weekend, not tomorrow. $28 at the Prince of Wales in St Kilda. Any takers?

Why is it that when Israeli helicopters flatten houses in response to religious extremists carrying out a suicide bombing targetting civilians, they are denounced as monsters, yet when relgious extremist fuckups burn an Embassy in response to a fucking cartoon, nobody calls them on it, and all the Danes can do is say "Now, we didn't mean to offend ( Read more... )

Now THAT was fun ( Read more... )

I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes
I've seen things, they're often in disguise
Like: Carrots, Handbags, Cheese, Toilets, Russians, Planets, Hamsters, Weddings, Poets, Stalin, Kuala Lumpur, Pygmies, Budgies, Kuala Lumpur.

I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes
I've seen things, they're often in disguise
Like: Carrots, Handbags,

Ten Top Trivia Tips about An inanimate carbon rod!

1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of an inanimate carbon rod.
2. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by an inanimate carbon rod.
3. An inanimate carbon rod is the world's largest rodent!
4. An inanimate carbon rod will become gaseous if its temperature ( Read more... )

( It's crap like this that makes me think I should open a Devart account )

Just a meme, probably nothing too surprising in there.

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