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i'm still a creeper p.s.

FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND ANYONE IN BETWEEEN.

i have a new livejournal.

because lame hag is harsh. and i'm no fox.

gash_flange

add it.

chances are i've added you.

LOVE EMMA BYE

wicked!

last night i bonded with my brother over beer, caesars and strippers. that's right, i went to a stripclub last night with jaden and devo. we got right shittered and then these ladies took off all their clothes and danced. one of the strippers named gizelle hennesey told me i had a nice rack of lamb goin on and i was completely flattered ( Read more... )

mom: our dogs are out! ....assholes.
emma: LOL

this is so personal.

i just ate a popsicle with my dog watching.
and you know how their heads kinda tilt to one side when they are curious? well she did that and i thought it was the funniest thing EVER so i exploded and spat popsicle right up in dinah's grill.

sorry dude.

this morning i woke up and said "fuck you 8 o clock!"

i'm really not jealous!!!

it's early in the morning. i'm not looking forward to working today.

i had a dream that i answered my phone when you called but i think it was just a dream. i'm really actually confused about this so confirm it.

in other news, dinah yelped at me this morning.

and new blood brothers kinda sucks