I have a new livejournal.

Do me a favor and put the new one of your friends page.

It's "Horrisonous"

Elmira Carmelita is my name, and I don't really exist.

I send spam emails, cleverly disguising the content by changing the "I" in VALIUM into a number.

The spam filters still catch me. My email has been deleted.

i decided to get rid of it, actually

Damnit, theres enough inside my brain to write a book!

Why can't I find a way to stretch it out to fill up the pages? All the book-worthy things can be expressed in a ten minute conversation.

"Guinnion fort, [in which] Arthur carried the image of the holy Mary, the everlasting Virgin, on his shield, and the heathen were put to flight on that day, and there was great slaughter upon them, through the power of Jesus Christ and the power of the holy Virgin Mary, his mother." Because, you know, the Virgin Mary is synonymous with great ( Read more... )

i think i'm going to make my mom think that i'm gay

she needs to get her homophobia thrown in her face

how weird

somehow my entire itunes library is gone.

( 10 reasons why gay marriage SHOULD NOT BE LEGALIZED )

( dont fuck with an alien )

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